Lyrics The Wet Spots - 06. Sweaty And Stinky

I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube
There's wine in my navel, there's jam on my boob
Don't ask me for more, cuz I'm not in the mood
I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube

I went out last night hoping that I might find
Somethin' or someone to do;
Then I wound up makin' a handsome Jamaican
And his girlfriend, and her girlfriend, too

Now I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube
His trousers are torn and she's missin' a shoe
There's a stain on my blanket, I hope it's not poo
I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube

Now the sun's coming up, but I'm not coming down
And I work in about half an hour
This acid makes everyone look like a clown,
I guess I should go have a shower

I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube,
It's been a good time but you'd best make your move
Mom's downstairs cooking breakfast, she wouldn't approve;
I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube

I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube
and I can't squeeze any more out of the tube
so get the hell out; I don't mean to be rude
I'm sweaty and stinky and covered in lube