Lyrics Hugh Laurie - Too Long Johnny

Too long, Johnny

Too long, it's way too long

Too long, Johnny

Too long, it's way too long

Make it shorter Johnny,

Been too long, for way too long

That's the perfect length now Johnny, just may be a bit too wide

Don't make it any shorter Johnny, just may be a bit too wide

Take a little off the width Johnny, we got ourselves a perfect size

Oh, now that's too much Johnny, gone and made it all too thin

The length is perfect Johnny, just went and made it all too thin

Looks like you'll have to throw it away Johnny, start all over again

Mmm-Hmmn, Mmm-Hmmn

Mmm-Hmmn, Mmm-Hmmn

Mmm-Hmmn, Mmm-Hmmn

Mmm-Hmmn, Mmm-Hmmn