Текст песни 2h Company - Майор Паранойя

Major Paranoia on orders arrived, I wish you health! My Marshal, your special task. It is tested on consciousness and on behavior influence of that substance which conservative Britain legalizes soon. Damn, forgot his name! After all, he has hundreds of names, because it is the essence of world mania! But the purpose of my mission was to find out what benefit it would bring to the army if the optimal dose of the soldier was mixed with the compote. I bring a report: this gang has been introduced for years to get the forbidden fruit to eat. And that day came. And Alexander, the clear leader of this gang, took the bulbulator in his hands. I remember a beautiful frame: a small volcano under my nose, and next to it someone was sad he preferred cigarettes. The culmination of the process, after a minute of silence, rolled with an avalanche of questions of mutual instructions. Lack of knowledge of the subject paid off with more than a hundred answers, freshness and sharpness. Unfortunately, my marshal, I can’t recall any topics right now, because then it seemed like an incredibly large, multi-layered, spasmodic flow of information. Besides, to admit, they were carried away with their fingers, they moved autonomously, refusing to obey me. How was it to remember that I was conducting a special operation, eh? The power in that room was shared by harmony and chaos, until the body seemed to mistress another comrade, he radiated pure aggression, smelled of alcohol from him, he said: “Well, what did they hang their noses?” After words, it became really uncomfortable, but the leader of the gang Sasha realized that the need to do, with the help of the boiling apparatus, the consciousness of a drunken friend was shifted to where it should be in the area where the other guys are waiting. And here's the result: five minutes ago, I wouldn’t have believed it, but there is a fact that the once wooden body moved to the beat of the music with an emphasis on the second beat, called dub. I was glad about everything. This was noticed by Sasha, he said: “Tighten yourself, and find out what will happen next!” I don’t remember what happened next, but that’s the most important thing! My marshal, pay attention to this circumstance! Before you start smoking, you gave all the promise that they would not include sources of mass broadcasting. Having played a fool, I asked: “Why such a decision?” They answered me: “The media are putting consciousness in a daze!” See, my commander, our main source of pressure is not effective in these non-smoking circles! Personally, my opinion, commander, believe me. Cannabinoid is a definite antipode to war! It means that in our country it is necessary to reduce its quantity to zero. Marshal, keep betting on alcohol!