Текст песни top kek - Double Umaru

UMR hai! UMR hai!
UMA jyanai yo umaru
UMR hai! UMR hai!
UMA jyanai yo umaru

itsu datte zenshin zenrei asobi taose
motto motto tanoshime yo otome
minnani kizukarenai youni
izayuke! himouto raifu

okinino fu-do kaburi
kyou mo kyou tote gorogoro shite
daikoubutsu no potechi wo teni
pasokon to niramekko shiyo

tateba shakuyaku suwareba botan
aruku sugata wa yuri no hana
daremo ga urayamu kanpeki JK
hora genkan kuguttara henshin da
saa gu-tara shiyou!

itsudatte kuu neru asobu no sanren konbo
zutto zutto ge-mu wa tomodachi
onichan wa kibishi kedo
kitto kitto yurushite kure chau no
wagamama houdai wa
daisuki no uragaeshi

UMR hai! UMR hai!
UMA jyanai yo umaru
UMR hai! UMR hai!
UMA jyanai yo umaru

Soto de wa neko wo kaburi kyou mo ashita mo enjiru no desu
Dai kouhyou no egao wo buki ni tomodachi ni barenai you ni
Tateba ni toushin suwareba manmaru aruku sugata wa chin chikurin
Dare demo iyaseru aikyou mascot?

Saa genkai koeru made party night!
Utage no hajimari da! (iyo iyo koyoi mo it's showtime!)

Karende yuuga na onnanoko enjite mite mo
Onii-chan dake wa danasenai kira wareta kunai mon
Sunao ni ienai arigatou taido de shimesou

Daa zen-gen tekkai ah mo ii jan!!
Oni-chan nante shiranai!!

Nan tsutte! ^^

Isshin doutai futari de hitotsu
Datte datte sore ga kyoudai deshou?
Ichiren takushou futari kiri no unmei kyou doutai

Kyou datte jiyuu honpou warai tobase
Motto (hai hai) motto (hai hai) tanoshi nda kachi
Tenshin ranman sumairu de
Gyutto (hai hai) gyutto (hai hai) kokoro wo (uh yeah) tsukanjau no
(Umaru Umaru) yaritai houdai wa
(Maru maru Umaru hai hai) shinrai no uragaeshi

UMR hai! UMR hai!
UMA jyanai yo umaru
UMR hai! UMR hai!
UMA jyanai yo umaru

Yeah!!
Hai, oshimai!