Текст песни The Toy Dolls - PC Stoker

Stoker is a boy in blue
and he must be the worst
He's a copper!
Stoker someday he'll get you
but you won't be the first
he's a copper
he's a police constable
that makes us feel uncomfortable
he's a copper no more football in the street or neckin with your girlfriend
Stoker's on the beat again...

[Chorus:]
He's a Bobby he's a joker
he's a Bobby we want dead
he's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker
why can't we have a decent copper proper copper instead?

Stoker loves to see a fight
he really goes to town
he's a copper
Stoker's smiling with delight
he's took somebody down
he's a copper
he'll prove you guilty in the court
you'll wish that you had never fought
a copper don't cry or shout
or scream or yell
there's nothing you can do when Stoker's in the cell with you

[Chorus:]
He's a Bobby he's a joker
he's a Bobby we want dead
he's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker
why can't we have a decent copper proper copper instead?

The United Team supporters
have invaded the pitch
that's P.C. Stoker's quaters so
he finds his talky switch
I need some help down here boys
there's punks and skinheads too
and we all hate P.C. Stoker &
we hate the boys in blue.

Stoker's rather fed up coz
there's no one else to nick
he's a copper
someone soon will kick his head in
just you wait n'see
it needs somebody tough
coz we've all had enough
yes it needs somebody tough
but I think it won't be me

[Chorus:]
He's a Bobby he's a joker
he's a Bobby we want dead
he's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker
why can't we have a decent copper proper copper instead?