Текст песни The Stanley Parable - Man Named Stanley

There once was a man named Stanley
Who people considered so manly
But the truth must be told
He was not very old
And was quite particularly gangly

What Stanley liked most was buttons
He pushed them like some kind of glutton
He did it all day
In a meaningful way
But his brain had long ceased to function

Which is why he is in this parable
And lives existence quite terrible
And if you are not strong
And keep playing along
You too will become quite unbearable

Yes
You too will become quite unbearable