Текст песни Straight Outta Junior High - Fantasy Football

Gonna sit around and watch some preseason games
Be a couple more months til you get laid
Oh yeah it's time for fantasy football

Got your draft all done and your roster filled
Gonna load it up with buffalo bills

Watching 8 games no time for work
Check the injury list to see who's hurt

Tracking the scores with real time stats
Adding points per carry and points per catch

Feeling real sick you start to sweat
Realize your best guy's on the bench

Wife moved out and took the kids
Well at least that's what you think she did

Don't give a damn about making whoopee getting it on or some hoochie coochie

There's no time for that

Gotta pick up a quarterback
Gotta trade for a running back

And when you see you're losing by a couple of points
You stand and scream at the screen give it to my boy
Don't care at all which team wins
Yeah you just wanna score
A couple garbage tds
That's what fantasy's for

End of the year you did real great
Made the playoffs again and you got paid

Got a couple long months of nothing ahead
No reason to live just stay in bed
Until it's time for fantasy football