Текст песни Smosh - part timers

This is America, the land of dreams.
Everyone can climb higher!
(Not you, though. You’re stuck here.
'Cause you're a part timer.)

You can do anything!
(As long as it’s not hard.)
And you can go anywhere!
(As soon as you get a car.)
You’re gonna be a huge success!
(C’mon, that’s not who you are.)

You’re a part timer cursed with full-time dreams.
And this low paying job is as bad as it seems.

What the f*** are you doing here?
What the f*** are you doing here?
(Seriously, dude. Like, what the f***?)