Текст песни Osomatsu-san - Children's war

Okochama Sensou

Mukashimukashi no sono mata mukashi to aru kizoku no nakayoshina kyoudai
ikaryakushou　Chanto yare!

Jii ya ga yobu seki ni tsuke　You idon!
Naifu to fouku de ousen itashimasu no
Datte bokura wa burujoa no rippana rippana kizoku-samana ndesudesu no
Hirefuse guminkun to no chigai o vuai vuaisuroi misete yaru ze
Oi mate mate mata katte ni sonna minukeru youna hattari kamashite
Haai haai hai hai oniisama no ouse no mama ni

Aaa mukatsuku ze! Maa dji mukatsuku ze! Ani ni taishite namaikina taido
Tokinokoe gongu o narase kenka boppatsu de sensen fukoku
Itazura shite akunori shite hora hora aotte ku Style de
"Ouyasuuri" katchattara maido arigatou de kimi no make!

Tsutanai hikidashi to aori ai no kakehiki de kimeru
Ani no igen miseru tame ame to ame hibana chiru ryousha no me-to-me
Ore o dareda to omotteru kurae! Ore-sama ga ruurubukku
Hetare janai Hiyo ~tsu tenai chotto yūki ga tarinai dake
Saa saa minasan o te o haishaku atarimaedaro yoyuushakushaku
Umarenagara ni shite chiito yabee kirameku jinsei ga sutaato
Touzendesu mite mina yuisho wa gachizei
Hai ronpa hai ronpa hai ronpa moratte ku ze buisain
Haai haai hai hai hanamaru yoku deki machita

Aaa mukatsuku ze! Maa dji mukatsuku ze! Boku ni mukatte herazuguchina n za
Totte oki o kimi ni mimae Houfuku! Seisai! Chouhatsu shi chatte
Ijiwaru shite ichimaiue chansu wa moratte ku sutansu de
Tsuukon misu! Aachatchaa oainiku-sama dane kimi no make!

Dakedo kimidakega (Sei　Yaa　Toh　Yaa　Uuu　Uuu　Yah　Haa)
Boku ni niai no raibaru (Sei　Yah　Toh　Yah　Uuu　Toh　Yah　Haa)
Ochiru no mo hekon den no mo (Uuu　Haa　Sei　Yah　Yah　Sei　Haa)
Choushi kuruwasa rerukara　Koyoimo temei to yaiyaiyaiyai

Omae ga itsumo hitori de bousou surukara ore ga shirinugui sezaru o enaku naru ndarouga ato ore wa heta re janai shinchouna dakeda meidotachi mo jii ya mo iiteta zo honto mousukoshi ochitsuite kure
Daitai niisama ga itsumo sou yatte nayonayo shi terukara boku ga niisama no bun made sekigyokuteki ni natte yatteru nda yo mousukoshi kansha shite hoshii ne toshiue no kuse ni zenzen tayori ni naranai oniisama toka nabakarida Yomou kyou kara boku ga ani ne kore kettei

Hai kettei!　Aaa mou! Urusei!

Aaa mukatsuku ze! Maa dji mukatsuku ze! Nikumareguchi wa o kuchi o chakku
Tokinokoe gongu o narase jisedai enperaa wa kono “Bokuda!” “Oreda!”
Itazura shite akunori shite hora hora aotte ku Style de
Ichi kara hyaku itadakimasu maido arigatou de

Kimi no m…Masakano Hi, hikiwake! ?