Текст песни Яхонтовый Ларь - Нет интернету

No, no, no, no internet,
No, no, I don’t have the Internet!
No, no, no, he has no internet,
You ask at least someone - he does not have the Internet!

We lived, because somehow we lived without it
It was dry and warm
But it happened suddenly irreparable -
The Internet has stepped from somewhere in our village.

No, no, no, no internet,
No, no, I don’t have the Internet!
No, no, no, he has no internet,
You ask at least someone - he does not have the Internet!

You know, you will live in a virtual way
And your Internet will become your kin.
The wife left the tractor driver yesterday
And he says: "Let it go, I have ICQ!"

No, no, no, no internet,
No, no, I don’t have the Internet!
No, no, no, he has no internet,
You ask at least someone - he does not have the Internet!

So I asked people about the Internet
I would be glad to chat with him personally
But in matters of the sport of life and love
The best interlocutor - moonshine

No, no, no, no internet,
No, no, I don’t have the Internet!
No, no, no, he has no internet,
You ask at least someone - he does not have the Internet!

I remember ... I remember I set myself this thing
At once the wires closed on me
I understood then one simple thing
There is no Internet and never will be!

No, no, no, no internet,
No, no, I don’t have the Internet!
No, no, no, he has no internet,
You ask at least someone - he does not have the Internet!