Текст песни Байер В.Е. - Про плитку и метро

Twenty years ago, I repeat, tiles, slabs, plump, 4 centimeters, granite were laid here, on the recommendation of new Russian businessmen, in front of the entrance to our 4th building. A small area with a polished texture. The first two years, all these new Russian businessmen are half the trouble - well, dozens of students who rush at the end of the semester and see nothing, with eyes on the back of their heads, as they say, fell on this texture! So just at such a time of year, with the appropriate cries and expressions! Thank God no one broke anything! First, some kind of rugs were laid - they rode with them, they laid a shield made of wood - it broke down immediately, someone decently scratched his leg! Twenty years have passed; well, this is not a subway, but every day students still walk and so on ... but the main reason why you can quite safely take a few steps along this site today is different! Every winter, one of the guards, combining the functions of a janitor, regularly knocks the ice off the polished texture with a crowbar! - she became much more
safe ...
What saves in the subway. Millions of attacks in a short amount of time. This is what saves! But the new exit of the Mayakovskaya metro station ... Go there, for God's sake, be careful, there are already dozens of falls, and there are no more millions of attacks!
Metro "Kropotkinskaya" ... At a distance of 30 centimeters from the entrance to the train cars - along the entire metro line two years ago, a line of slabs of decent size, granite, with a polished texture was laid. This is so that passengers - fuck! - and under the subway car, right away! I slipped twice - I almost ended up there! Who, who is doing this ?!