Текст песни Сказка на новый лад - Сказка о царе Салтане

Three mares window
Crushed threads ( the hell ?)
Suddenly one of them said :
"If I was cool ,
I used specifically for the lads
Hahrenachila grub "
" If I was a steep -
Heifer vyaknula other
Sheela I used Impress abruptly
Than Cardin and even Gucci "
"If I'd had luck -
Said third nipple
'll Blah, to plow
Birth to patsana_
Only with their mouths closed -
Wheelbarrow drove to the house
And the office is included grandfather
Municipal authority.

" Vse.koshelki , doping $ Share,
Quickly got up and dressed !
You are here calling smoothly so -
Son I will give birth in the spring .
You're coming to my shop -
Handle fur
Well, and you - my restaurant ...
Call me Bratok Sultan . "

Ha showdown in Magadan
Zatula brother Sultan
Shes playing there ,
A pregnant woman
All cases leads one
And about to give birth should
Toad presses two friends :
So much happiness suddenly bitch !
And just in time for the spring it
Ispekaet boy
Well , the hotel was a success -
All bashlyayut uniquely
Grandfather of these clown
Gets SMS:
" Here , Sultan , garbage like this:
Bore your native
But my son - that's the trouble
And there Yelda Manda "
Ohrenel Saltan first
And a lot of scoring baryg
But in the course of steam lowered
And they posted a reply :
" We will understand how to come
Wait on Friday for dinner "
He shocked in case !
Bugger bore !
Those fleeing with his wife to the hospital :
"Everything . kranty you with the boy ,
Your husband threw type soap
Says , that was cool
He came up with troubles -
Plant both in the barrel
And a cruise told mobsters
You send across the seas "
What to do? She burst into tears ,
Cones cool hapanula ,
Her husband's word - the law
There is no reason Bazaar ...
In the barrel Hawk imposed ,
Planted. bloated
And let Heve on :
So Sultan told the lads .
Crowded, stuffy , all shit _
Scratches on barrel wave
And sonny eats a lot,
Turns in Ambala
Storm hrenachit up and down -
Zadolbal this cruise
And shouts girlfriend storm :
" Che sausage so , really?
Throw us to the land , and well ?
Twenty bucks unbuckle !
" And obey wave
After all, everyone needs a cabbage ,
Barrel ashore wheeled
And quietly dumps ...
" As for the island , your mother ... ?
Where is havchika get ? "
Here flying ham
I mean, chickens tobacco
Trunk Saltanych takes ,
One point in the shoot ,
Zafigachit grilled
Hehrenovoe fillet
Wiped his greasy scoreboard
And went to find the village .
Here comes through the valley
Sees tough picture :
Eight "Berkut" steep
Ret Swan in the stomach ,
And clubs in slurp -
Omit general.
But my son did not disappoint -
Scattered all freaks
" Well, thank you , dear !
Tooth give, I am your debtor !
You do not "Berkut" scored -
Buggers ruined !
Che lazish the woods ? @ Dr. chish ?
Want a villa ? Heifers you want? "
Ambala replied :
" Well, you swan zadolbal !
You girls come and villa
Meares , subservient and Mobile!
I sailed from afar,
I blah nobody here yet ... "

" All I will give you , buddy :
and cap and a revolver ,
Will you run the show here ,
What is not so hlebalom prince ? "
On the same day he became chief
Took klikuhu "Brother Guidon "
Wind on the sea figachit ,
Steamboat steep hrenachit
And on it, no kidding .
Forty-eight " shuttles "
All Saltan from Istanbul
Rod on two large baula .
Cannon fire from the dock :
That 'brother cops chase .
That includes: Sultan in the jacuzzi
Two mulattos , cross on the belly :
" Well health. assholes
Speculators shuttles !
Where the hell blah wore ?
Lope money stacked?
Lope time you gave in the snout ?
Th good view ? "
Traders him:
"All the way, no bazaar ,
traded irons
And fake earrings .
I almost came a new term ..
And lying to us way far :
We hung out in brothels
The rich Guidon ,
Blah respond to mouth :
Ahrenet dude lives !
There kranty & a