Текст песни Розенбаум Александр - Песня невропатолога

I wanted to become a geologist
Dermato-venereologist,
Then I decided to be
Like a mom is a genecologist
And he became a neurologist
To spite the enemies
Now I knock them with a hammer
Over the heads.

I love to poke a needle in the stomach,
I like to ask who lives with whom,
I also love when
Your mouth is not twisted,
And if there is paralysis,
I'm flying
I, brother, can do this
But I am silent.

The patient is knocking - well, artist,
After all, I'm a narrow specialist,
And to get to me
Go down two flights
Wait for the number
A month or two
And there, you see, it will pass
Sore head.

But I'll master it in the spring
Acupuncture,
Then no cognac
Don't come to me at all
After all, this procedure
Very difficult,
And without half a bank business
Impossible.

They stare at me like a mother
I need to look into the distance.
Well, citizens, finish it!
Not all of you give coal,
And if it hurts too much
Radiculitis,
Go work, let it hurt -
Not disabled.

In our country, the USSR
Every second pensioner
And this is good,
We have someone to take an example from.
And we are neuropathologists -
Respond
We must be responsible before history.