Текст песни Роман Карцев и Виктор Ильченко - Что случилось на вашем участке

- Where have you been ?
- On the beach .
- On the beach during working hours ?
- And what ? All was quiet .
- What < quietly > , are you crazy ? You know what's on your site
happened?
- What happened?
- You crane fell.
- You're lying !
- Tap !
- You're lying !
- Thee morning bosses looking outside yourself !
- Crane fell ?
- Yes .
- What to do? Do what?
- There they go . Try to confuse them . I do not know ...
- Do not go, do not go , wait, do not go ... (Appears chief)
- Uh , hey , I see it ! That's it! That's it! So ! .. Release the dog , comrades, I
already talking to him . Release shepherd ! Listen , ring, you
of course, were at work, huh?
- Yes !
- Huh?
- Huh?
- What?
- What?
- I ask you !
- What are you asking ?
- I tell you , of course, were at work ? Yes ?
- Yes ?
- Huh?
- Huh?
- What?
- What?
- I ask you !
- What are you asking ?
- I tell you , of course, were at work ? Yes ?
- And that someone doubted ? I have no doubt .
- Oh, so you were at work ?
- Here I do not understand , if you ask, I will answer . If you
answer , I'll ask.
- As long as I'm the boss , I ask !
- Why < while > ? You can remove ? You worked so well , we are so you
accustomed to everything. Why < while > why < while > why < while > ?
- Quiet ! In short , were at work or not?
- I tried not to be! What is this, a private shop , or what? it
state production still after all. And everyone who thinks
private shop can find another place ! Slackers do not keep
will! Want - work - come , do not want - do not come - does not work .
Came - work - sit , did not come - sit - does not work . If we start from
each ask : < Do you work ? Come me work! do not want
Does work ? > - It will not manufacture, but you know what?
- What?
- Here I would like to talk to you on this topic. I can not find you , where
do you visit ? I can not find you anywhere , where do you come ?
- Wait , first I will talk to you ! So you were at work , huh? A
you know where you have seen while working ?
- Where?
- Where?
- Yes, where?
- What's that? ( Displays on the towel. )
- What is it?
- That's it ?
- What is it? What?
- Here it is , here it is ?
- You what ?
- That's it! What's this?
- What? What is it?
- Here it is , here it is ?
- That's it?
- Yes !
- It's me, the ring!
- That's what , that's it?
- Ivan Semenovich , stop talking in riddles , you hassle me .
- What's on your neck?
- On the neck ?
- On my own?
- Yes !
- Scratch ? What is it? What is it?
- That's what it is?
- What?
- Answer me , what is it?
- What is ? Well, what ? Well, what is it? What are you so weird
today? In my opinion, you have something wrong?
- I ?
- Yes , in my opinion .
- Yes, it's happened to you , it's you did not have . Where were you?
- This towel .
- What does the towel? Do you know that you have today slulilos ?
- You bet .
- Well !
- Good !
- What is good ?
- Good.
- You know what you are looking for all morning ?
- Of course, looking , of course , I was looking for. Chatting with you , of course , I was looking for.
- You'll stop here! You searched earlier, before our conversation. that
you do not understand ?
- How is it?
- Before I found you .
- How is it like this?
- Before I found you before .
- How is it like this?
- Before I say .
- So , < before > or < before > ?
- Before ... No, before that.
- Previously, before or earlier in order to ?
- What?
- Togo. Previously before found or found earlier , before looking for?
- As it is, like this, like this?
- Well before before before before before ... well before before before
then the second , then to the second . Hyo- ds , ds - Xe , Xe - ds !
- Goal !
- Icing ! And in general, what to look for? If someone has nothing to do - let
looking . Let looking ! After the find . And not