Текст песни Мурзилка - О В.И.П. Самках

I went to school for the first time
I was ten years old
We with the teacher somehow suddenly
Remained tete-a-tete

My teacher was persistent
He explained to me
But I did not understand him.
Such are the cases

I'm a fool, the child is stupid,
I'm up to five to study
I'm a fool, the child is stupid,
I'm going to the polyclinic!

I was in my early childhood somehow got a booty on a hedgehog
Then fell on the asphalt face from the sixth floor
Drowned in the blue sea
The forehead struck against the wall
I will tell you the truth, without melting:
I'm a complete fool!

You are a fool, a child is stupid,
You count up to five
You are a fool, a child is stupid,
You in the polyclinic are treated!