Текст песни Килограмм - Жека из ЖЭКа

Meet Jack , aka Eugene
Man - a misunderstanding
For all Eugene - just Jeka
Plumber our Jeka
Young cheerful fellow, but a bummer
The brigade Zhenya - Bring Bring
Nature Zheka awarded force
But with brains turned Hilo
The brigade Zheke not pour
He has his own geese, and so it lacks
Sense is only a tool
Man at work only cocksucker
Zheke entrust to do something,
After him 3 times only rearrange
In short rests on the strength of rough
Ship tanks, pipes cuts
Raises cutters with hoses to door
Then he drags the battery
But wih no offense , it's okay
Juli 7 years of education

Zheeka , Jeka - santahnik from Housing

And then the trouble 6 apartment
Burst drain standpipe in sartir
Hostess peacefully cooked soup,
And then some fucking fistulas
The nine-story apartment block
Suddenly scared incurred by shit
Zinaida runs to the phone
Calls the plot "help I'm drowning ! "
Foreman gives the task
Move to his grandmother until she was conscious
Had finished tea, eat up sausage
And then at the specified address
The team is 4 people
3 and remove the old pros Jeka
Senior gives introductory Wife
Shut off hot and cold water
And to avoid misunderstandings
Rise up alert neighbors
That did not go to a point a couple of hours
And if you suddenly feel an urge , crapped in basins

Zheeka , Jeka - santahnik from Housing

2nd floor , above it still up 7
Jeka like warned all
On the top floor ring a bell
And there lives a dull Dzyadok
Jeka rang rang no one answered
So no one , mission accomplished
A Zinaida Pavlovna meanwhile cut pipe
Ready for replacement
From the ceiling hole as a black eye
Mistress let just in case the pelvis
Guys do everything quickly , deftly
Jeka with wash stands for secure
And there is not before and not after as luck
Grandfather on the 9th floor of the itch
Spun in the stomach with his grandfather ,
Done his work, launched a torpedo
Separated from the rocket stage
Plus free-fall acceleration
After hearing all the buzz Rushed time
All except the pelvis Zheka

Zheeka , Jeka - santahnik from Housing

When you hit this whole stinking mixture
Converted into a fine dispersion
Beats the fuck out of the hands pelvis
The guy standing in the whole shit and ahue
Guys look in the toilet to Zheke
And he is standing with his mouth open , closing his eyelids
The walls in the shit , clothes covered in shit
Face in shit , more even funnier
Ran to the bathroom to wash face and hands
And there was no water , that bitch !
Frantically twists cocks
Men have hysterics at Zheka panic
Zinaida keeps his heart, expect trouble
"Mistress , fuck , bring water! "
A water fuck look , do not look for
Houses of liquid alone soup
Jeka gets into soup hands
And he starts to frantically wash cabbage soup
Such is the garbage man happened to
Since then, became a legend Jeka Jeka

Zheeka , Jeka - santahnik from Housing